Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Day 1 - Massager

DAY 1 - 364 Giveaways to go!

This past weekend, my wife and I were cleaning out our house - always a joyous experience filled with a little mold, plenty of dust, enough doghair to knit a colony of mutts, and always a few slap-happy moments.

Several years ago the company we both work for had a company picnic, complete with door prizes. One of those door prizes went to my wife - who spent the rest of the day telling everyone that she'd just won a vibrator. It was actually a "massager." Well...I think it CLAIMS to be a massager, but with a little bit of personal research, you can find more pictures of it used in precarious locations, than you can on someone's back - despite being labeled the " InfraTechUltra Deluxe Infrared Massager with Heat". WITH HEAT??? Yikes - think about the exciting nights you can have alone! It massages....it heats...WAIT....it INFRAREDS!

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So giveaway number 1 goes to my cousin's wife - who I am sure will be able to put it to great use...massaging, heating and infraredding her..........back and shoulders.

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